last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
