i already hear my dad disowning me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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