her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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