I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
don't judge my taste in strippers
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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