i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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