love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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