He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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