Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
