There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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