My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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