and i looked up. we had an audience...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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