Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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