If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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