I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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