Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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