roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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