I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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