We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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