sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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