Christians are straight up FREAKS
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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