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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  doesn't he have a girlfriend???

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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  that is an amazing summary hahaha

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  ... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.

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