I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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