I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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