Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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