We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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