speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Less talking, more tequila
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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