Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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