Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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