i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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