I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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