I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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