Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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