He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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