I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It was confusing and full of hummus
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's never too late to be topless.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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