went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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