i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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