these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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