I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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