the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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