don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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