that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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