We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
this will be a night to untag.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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