She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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