I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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