I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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