Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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