do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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