youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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