the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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