His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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