she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Randomize