No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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