Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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