Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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