She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Someone came in the potted fern
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I love you.
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