How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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