No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?