is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"