i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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